The Markets aren't crazy.

FOLKS, I'VE DISCOVERED A NEW ANTHROPOLOGICAL MASS BEHAVIOR, AND WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS!

1. $BTC goes way up. There was much rejoicing.
2. $BTC falls 10% from local high (but still up 90% from local low). WHY DIS CRASH! MY LIFE IS OVER!
3. $BTC settles back up; radio silence.

... if the markets just be like that – translation: if this is reality – then the markets aren't crazy.

Guess who is crazy, then.

Also, in unrelated news, I'm ... 'kinda' (?) glad I didn't short $BTC last night. 😅💀