ψ: a short story by el geophf

Once upon a time, geophf faced a conundrum.

el geophf was feeling very sad

... ly

for ψ had treated him very bad

... ly

But now ψ was coming in by the tonne!

And el geophf wondered: "What's to be donne?"

"Do I put it in the stake?"

But 9.4% was not a hot take.

You ask: "But doesn't the $PSI-UST vault have IL?"

geophf answers: "You need to take a chill pill." 

geophf is one filled with hopeum.

(Not a philosophy that's always optimum)

So ol' el geophf needed a strategy

"PSI LP and BPSI-DP24: that's for me!"

So let's SWAP $PSI for $BPsiDP-24M

Then stake that stake like a big ol' steakum!

And they, el geophf, $PSI, and $BPsiDP-24M, all lived happily ever after.

The End.